You’re here cos your current marketing is mingin’. Yer content is bobbins. You want a website that’s mint. Nah, more than mint. Buzzin’. Summat that makes your business look shit hot. That pisses all over your competitors. That gets you rolling in dosh from the get go. Right?
Dead right you do.
You've come to the right gaff.
The Manchester copywriter int mard about good old fashioned hard work. No skiving from research, no jibbing it when it comes to putting in the effort, no rank words that turn yer stomach. Just dead good copy. Hands down. Copy that gets the same sick results as if you were to put on yer snazziest keks and go out on the lash to end all lashes. Buzzin’ results.
Right, what it is right, is words. Shit hot, powerful words. Words that make your business sound mint. There’s nowt we can’t write. Copy that’ll convince you the Hacienda is still a thing. Content that’ll ‘ave yer products flying out the door faster than billy big bollocks thinking he can handle a vindaloo down Rushholme. That’s what the Manchester copywriter does. What more do yer want? A chufty badge?
Every Tom Dick and Harry has a website these days. But is the copy on them ‘owt to care about? It is when it rakes you in the cash. Whever yer promoting a Gallagher brothers reunion or flogging luxury barm cakes, the Manchester copywriter will make your website copy sound sound.
If you wanna talk to a Manc, you gotta talk like a Manc. You gotta speak in a language they understand, innit? That’s what the Manchester copywriter does - ad copy that grabs your audience by the throat and gets ‘em to take note… a bit like a Mancunian down Deansgate on a Saturday night.
White papers, corporate brochures, tender requests… they all ‘ave to be dead bland and formal don’t they? Do they ’eck as like! ‘Ent nowt wrong with spicing ‘em up with some mint copy that’d make your man dead chuffed about what you’ve accomplished. Give it a bit of personality lad.
If yer a proper manc then yous should be always selling. Wherever to whoever. Even yer own mam. Proper selling needs proper good content. Dead good emails that make people open and read. Dead good brochures that stay out of the recycle bin. Dead good sales letters that never become bog roll.
Everyone’s got shit to say ‘ent they? But no-one’s particular madferit when it comes to reading and paying attention. They can’t be mithered. Not unless those blogs are packed with mint copy and proper interesting content, ya know, the kind of blogs that the Manchester copywriter writes.
Well la- di-da. Look at you, yer posh git. If you want more serious copy then stop peckin me ‘ead ‘ere. Do one over to this Manchester copywriting agency and they’ll sort you out with any type of content, in any tone of voice you want. If not, stop faffing around and just gis’ a call already.
Think you can cadge some copy for free? Give over pal. Stop being snide and get your wallet out. Swear down, paying for well fit copy from the Manc Copywriter will be dead worth it. Not sure? ‘Ave a mooch around some more and just give us a bell when you wanna chat. We’ll make you a brew and get you some powerful copy just in time for tea. Safe innit.
While getting creative and putting this website together. The Manc Copywriter is powered by chuddy; it gets the creativity flowing.
Because every project starts with a chat and a brew. Can’t do owt without a good brew, innit?
When the Manc Copywriter does a good job, a mint kebab is always called for. A lot of dead good copy, a lot of dead nice kebabs.
Bob on over to Hampson Nattan Williams, the Manchester copywriting agency behind The Manc Copywriter. They’ll sort you right out.
Tony Walsh / Forever Manchester
